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Charlize Theron’s new haircut brings all the lesbians to the yard. Damn right. It’s better than yours.
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Joan: If God had a name, what would it be?
Me: Trevor.
Joan: And would you call it to his face?
Me: Yes, but behind his back I’d call him Gwyneth.
Joan: If you were faced with him in all his glory, what would you ask if you had just one question?
Me: Why do phone…
Obama’s high-tech version of Fireside Chats — via Twitter: Obama is really embracing this whole Twitter thing. On July 6, he’s going to be on Twitter talking about the economy, hashtags and all. Be sure to tune in to talk to our prez … virtually. source
(Source: shortformblog, via brooklynmutt)
Smurfette was sick of being the ONLY woman in Smurf Village. It was lonely and stinky too. So she took off to try to find a place where she wasn’t the only woman.
